Musings Over the Week
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My week has been kind of awesome, so as filler to this blog I’m going to talk about some things I observed and learned from this week.
Monday I had beer with my dorm mate, because I felt a bit vindictive after being left out with my block mates’ session (LOLJK). We finished by 2 AM and at 5 AM, three hours after that, I woke up to get ready for our field trip. The class went to Crocodile Farm, where we met crocodiles and kids aged 7 or 8 who were having an excursion at that same place. Funny, because I’m in college. Right after that we went to Manila Zoo (IKR?), then to Manila Ocean Park (come fucking on!) then to the Myth of the Human Body, a museum at Taguig City.
Photo by Anya
Photo by Anya
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| It was so exciting, holding crocodiles, you know |
On Sunday, which is today, I stayed home with my mother and all my four kapatids. This happens only rarely.
Now, the things I learned (hint: this will be long):
- Given enough reasons to stay pissed, I could ignore beer (and my girlfriend).
- I can’t stop talking about wanting to try weeds when I’m drunk.
- My roommate often bullshits when there’s beer on the table.
- People from our program council are babies. I swear to God they propose the lamest activities.
- It’s hard to resist your girlfriend.
- Reptiles are cold.
- My block mates would enjoy seeing a fat python wrap itself on me.
- Animals in Manila Zoo are old and stinky. They need to die, for their own good.
- Animals in Manila Zoo are so pathetic.
- Adult male Americans in the Philippines have old and ugly Filipina girlfriends/wives who wear shades up on their heads.
- The management of the Manila Ocean Park wants people to conserve water because they wasted enormous volumes of it already for the very essential purpose of recreation and moneymaking.
- I don’t like the management of the Manila Ocean Park.
- I know that the Manila Ocean Park is an outlet for tourism.
- But I still don’t like the management of the Manila Ocean Park.
- I, too, can have a favorite fish.
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| This is a lipstick tang. Your argument is invalid |
- Jellyfishes contained in dramatically-lighted cylinders appeal to me.
- Seeing preserved and modelled cadavers make me want to devour meat. Seriously.
- Some of my block mates find amusement in eating ice cream cones.
- I don’t understand my block mates sometimes.
- I cannot survive an entire day hearing pop music and not complain about it at least once.
- Three hours of sleep and a day full of walking and smelly animals wear me out.
- I can still study and teach basic Organic Chemistry concepts while I’m worn out.
- I’m having problems writing.
- My high school batch mates still cannot believe that I turned into the guy I am now. They always bring into discussion the fact that I did not drink with them before.
- Since I learned the skill of pinching the uvula when you’re tipsy, I can’t help myself from doing it, all the fucking time.
- I know so little about stuff guys often talk about: sports, cars, video games, etc.
- There’s a gasoline station named Jetron, a portmanteau of Jetti and Petron.
- It’s both awkward and interesting for an atheist to be in a religious camp. It’s like I’m the anti-Christ present to torment them all.
- Politicians keep a haven for their day-long karaoke singing and hard liquor, and they call it a “rest house”.
- I missed sharing lunch with my brother and sisters.
- Except for my nephews, I’m the only one younger than 20 in the family.
- But I feel old.
- We always have sinigang on Sundays.
- Writing for my blog gets me revved up for real writing.
- Putting thoughts in bullets is easy.
- Merry Christmas na, sa aking puso~.
So yeah, I have to do more work now. Be back on December. Merry Christmas Na!
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