Feature of the Week: SkyFlakes Condesada

Posted by Tomy | Posted in , , | Posted on 10:04 PM


It was inside a jeep where I first saw it. On its bright blue wrapper was a picture of a cracker sandwich filled with white cream and the word Condesada. I knew what it was. It was a new ingenious product I had to try; a new trivial stuff I had to write about, because I enjoy doing that.

So I did all I could to find that new SkyFlakes goodie. I went to the grocery to look for it, asked friends about it, and searched for it on the internet. Sadly, all efforts proved futile, for there seemed not to be any trace of that food’s existence. I thought maybe I was just hallucinating when I saw it. Perhaps there really wasn’t such thing in the first place. Then one lazy afternoon, while I was walking down the street on the way to my dorm, my peripheral vision saw it along an assortment of biscuits and one-peso snacks in a sari-sari store. It was like magic.
SkyFlakes Condesada is a great new product brought to us by M.Y. Sans, the same company that gave us SkyFlakes, and... I think that’s all they gave us. Basically, it’s three SkyFlakes crackers filled with condensed milk in between. You know how a lot of people love dipping bread and crackers in (usually leftover) condensed milk? I guess that’s where the concept came from. I’m giving M.Y. Sans an A for cleverness.
Deliciousness~
You’re probably thinking how they’ve managed to put condensed milk into the crackers without causing any spillage. Also how they avoided it from spoiling. Well, you know, it’s not actual condensed milk. Yeah, it’s artificial, just like the chocolate from them chocolate-filled cracker sandwich (and those strawberry-filled, whatever-flavor-filled, etc), and that’s really sad.

It tastes really good, though. At first it resembles the taste of a butter sandwich (think Rebisco butter cracker sandwich), but as you go on eating it becomes more like an actual condensed milk-filled crackers—just like how it should be. And that’s awesome to eternity!
This new flavor sure is very interesting. I actually never thought they’d think of creating a cracker sandwich with that flavor for real. It’s just so bizarre. But of course thinking that there once was a craze for lollipops with glowing handles makes this creation somehow relevant. It is relevant to me, anyway.

So why are you still sitting there, you fool, go on to the nearest sari-sari store now and avail of this rare goodness! 

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Comments (2)

  1. LOL bry, you're like advertising the new Sky flakes product, how come you just know about it now:p Well it tastes good though:))

  2. OMG, matagal na ba 'to? Sorry.

    Yes, yes, it does!